var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-21223800-3’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @clevernametbd)http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c433e9d493e445008c82b1ebd7c018d/tumblr_mn0misQLKF1qgir04o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Orgy starter kit</p>http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/50763346752http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/50763346752Sat, 18 May 2013 18:30:28 -0400The world is an awful, shitty, soul-crushing place full of lovely, wonderful, talented people.http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/48530485610http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/48530485610Sun, 21 Apr 2013 11:44:26 -0400life lessons<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/18d720711c0549f61722ef0da92e10e5/tumblr_mke5kdHgbP1qgir04o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Come to “Live From the PIT” tomorrow (Friday) night, 9:30pm @thepit and this is what you’ll see!</p>http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/46537691284http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/46537691284Thu, 28 Mar 2013 18:09:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/30b8b8e09e616a340cd15642d4365c6e/tumblr_mjqmzpHvkN1qgir04o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#notsurehowtohashtagthisbutfitthislookscool</p>http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/45478681408http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/45478681408Sat, 16 Mar 2013 01:23:49 -0400notsurehowtohashtagthisbutfitthislookscool<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eaccf72f9e97e161f0d11b3a243dd178/tumblr_miv11crSLI1qgir04o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/44116054760http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/44116054760Tue, 26 Feb 2013 22:44:00 -0500stickfigures<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf563de0f3f2205e5dbecaf39f330273/tumblr_mhs88gIVub1qgir04o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Waiting for the bathroom at Comedy Bar</p>http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/42409946833http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/42409946833Tue, 05 Feb 2013 23:53:04 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1c1545ceb7234cca3aa7b2250848e016/tumblr_mhigt4dpER1qgir04o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I just found out the neighborhood I live in was renamed Rambo, and it is the greatest thing to ever happen to me.</p>http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/41972278257http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/41972278257Thu, 31 Jan 2013 17:22:16 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a177cb4639d72ee61408611e13b1c66/tumblr_mh97381aOK1qgir04o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’d like to propose a new saying, “I want to have my brisket, and eat ribs too.” #toohungrytotakeagoodpicture</p>http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/41553936071http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/41553936071Sat, 26 Jan 2013 17:13:56 -0500toohungrytotakeagoodpicture<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b62b8261701cb57c77f0df1aad43c3a6/tumblr_mfrjbsPAjq1qgir04o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/39073892458http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/39073892458Fri, 28 Dec 2012 17:47:00 -0500quotablequotes<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c80b28d16fc50deb2778047cb69adcdd/tumblr_mfge0bAwl91qgir04o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>As the late great Michael Jackson once said, “Shammmon!”</p>http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/38574577024http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/38574577024Sat, 22 Dec 2012 17:19:22 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e3ae75ecdd2869da1908ee23a4fa851/tumblr_mfgbumVuuw1qgir04o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is how we take shots at family parties. We’re classy</p>http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/38571182573http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/38571182573Sat, 22 Dec 2012 16:32:46 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/78b66ce6b5fecd3e6710922318bff7f5/tumblr_mf39uasUYD1qgir04o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Confession - I consider myself a movie nerd, so my most glaring gap has always been that I’ve never seen Star Wars. I finally got this in the mail and will fix rectify this ASAP.</p> <p>Cheers to making myself a better person. #onwardandawkward</p>http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/38004054012http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/38004054012Sat, 15 Dec 2012 15:20:00 -0500self improvement<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2168af7a7b2d946a74a80b6d51ec50a6/tumblr_mesdnrJeL21qgir04o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ll buy a ticket, grab a beer, and sit through the whole game, but I won’t chant “Brooklyn”</p>http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/37591962216http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/37591962216Sun, 09 Dec 2012 18:09:27 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mef0atIIzq1qgir04o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My sister got this voodoo doll for me. Notice the cape. She knows me so well</p>http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/37042793937http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/37042793937Sun, 02 Dec 2012 12:52:05 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mebyxfObvH1qgir04o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is where i was the moment i found out people like seeing me improvise</p>http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/36921606530http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/36921606530Fri, 30 Nov 2012 21:29:39 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me2m64Oewn1qgir04o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bacon wrapped chicken wings at Fat Buddha. Thanks to @chefpeezie for making my vision a reality.</p>http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/36557096255http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/36557096255Sun, 25 Nov 2012 20:15:40 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me00yg4ZI11qgir04o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Why do they make this? And why am i tempted to order it?</p>http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/36431834345http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/36431834345Sat, 24 Nov 2012 10:42:16 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdlsacPt4x1qgir04o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Garlic Parmesan wings from Buffalo Boss in Fort Greene. They’re like Pizza Hut breadsticks, but with chicken. #foodreviews</p>http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/35868213188http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/35868213188Fri, 16 Nov 2012 18:08:35 -0500foodreviews<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md5cfqHoHC1qgir04o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s bacon jerky. What else do you need to know? #foodreviews</p>http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/35243578296http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/35243578296Wed, 07 Nov 2012 21:04:38 -0500foodreviews<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcv94y0zDr1qgir04o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#workingfromhome #unrelatedbutivewornthesamenoveltyshirtallweek</p>http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/34831964543http://clevernametbd.tumblr.com/post/34831964543Fri, 02 Nov 2012 11:17:00 -0400unrelatedbutivewornthesamenoveltyshirtallweekworkingfromhomestickfigures