Orgy starter kit
The world is an awful, shitty, soul-crushing place full of lovely, wonderful, talented people.
Come to “Live From the PIT” tomorrow (Friday) night, 9:30pm @thepit and this is what you’ll see!
Waiting for the bathroom at Comedy Bar
I just found out the neighborhood I live in was renamed Rambo, and it is the greatest thing to ever happen to me.
I’d like to propose a new saying, “I want to have my brisket, and eat ribs too.” #toohungrytotakeagoodpicture
As the late great Michael Jackson once said, “Shammmon!”